Me: I'm here for an appointment. I'm early though. I figured it's best be early right? Receptionist: Except when you're dying. Me: *morbid look and awkward laugh* And in saying that, I've been bitten by a spider (or something), judging by the exceedingly grotesque pus on my arm if I don't make it I send my love to my children; Korg, Yamaha, Roland, Waldorf and Takamine.